Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Meanest thing I have ever threatened

Maddy tried to steal a bun right off my plate last night while I was eating. I tossed her aside and said something that made everyone in the room gasp, "Do that again and I will pop out your eyeballs."

In my defense, it was the first thing that popped into my head.

In my defense of my defense, I'm insane.


  1. That's awesome! The next time my husband makes me mad that's what I'm going to say!

  2. yes, it works. I'll use it the next time ITE is his usual charming self.


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