However, asshole-ery is alive and well.
I went to get gas earlier today. As I am leaving the gas station, my hands are full and I am balancing my purse and my wallet as well as two chocolate bars (so I could get double airmiles, shut up) and some mints. My hands are full. (I want to emphasize how loaded down I was.) So there is a man coming towards the door. He is about 55-ish and totally empty-handed. He stood outside the door and waited for me to open it. WAITED FOR ME. So, I used my hip and pushed open the door. Now, the man did not hold the door for me, instead he snuck through - pushing past me - as I held the door. Ugh.
So, to the stupid, skinny, balding, middle-age turd... (yes you, the one in the socks and sandles)... PISS OFF TO YOU.