Today I have been out side alternately playing with the dogs, suntanning and doing yard work. When I tan, I sit in a lounge chair thing with plastic slats across it. Montel likes to sit in the middle of my lap while I tan. This has resulted in a dog shaped pale spot on my thighs, but I digress. I sent him off my lap as I leaned down to get Maddy's ball from the grass. I heard a horrendous screaming yelp and realized Montel had caught his back leg inbetween the slats. I pulled him out as quickly and easily as I could, but not before he spontaneously pooped everywhere. All over the chair, himself and the book I was reading at the time.
All I can say is, I hope I didn't borrow it from anyone.