(alternate title: "Why there is a Canadian Tire employee who is slightly afraid of me.")
(on phone to Dad while shopping for a garden fork)
May-B: I think I found one, it's a little shorter than we wanted but it looks like it will work.
Dad: How strong is it?
May-B: Well, I could plunge* it into someone's rib cage if I had to.
This is the point where I hear a gasp and then a giggle. I turn and there is a staff person right behind me. This is why I shouldn't be allowed out in public.
*spelling error changed