The Guy has a habit of tickling me almost constantly throughout the day. He assures me I would miss it if he stopped. I would like to test that theory. Instead, I hit him. Despite this technique working on dogs and children, it has not changed The Guy's behaviour at all. Until the other night.
Ow! That was my eye!
Oh, did I really hurt you? I'm sorry.
Was that your ring hand?
Oh, yeah. Oops. Okay, I turned it around.
I was kind of hoping you would stop hitting me with it.
Yeah, not gonna happen.