Okay, yes, I may need constant validation. Shut up! No, you're insecure.
My top tweets (that I could find):
- Oct 23 - Most of my conversations with my husband end with me sighing deeply and saying "And then, Your Honour, I stabbed him."
- Oct 17 - I am my own whoopee cushion.
- Jan 28 - When I hear classical music playing in a public restroom, I feel I should be doing something a lot more impressive than I am.
- Dec 9 - There was a bug on me that moved each time I tried to catch him. Finally realized it was a spot on my glasses. I have 2 university degrees.
- Dec 21 - If I don't get world domination for Christmas, then there is no Santa Claus.
- Jan 5 - Is it just me or, after a long workout, do you lay on the floor with a package of bacon and cry?
- April 17 - Have you ever blown your nose on a hotel towel & folded it back neatly on the shelf? Me neither, but I'm bringing my own towels from now on.
- May 15 - My feet are so cold. I cannot wait to crawl into a warm bed and wake The Guy out of a dead sleep with them.
- Aug 17 - If this day got any worse, my hair would be on fire and I would have a front wedgie.
- Feb 19 - My hair is so cute today, it's a shame I'm married.
- Mar 7 - Follow up: Do not smell the hotel mattress. I repeat. Do not smell the hotel mattress.
Hey, look at that. I did a top 11 for the upcoming 2011. Nice.