Thursday, February 11, 2010

Things I learned from watching Crazy Heart

Crazy Heart is the new movie where Jeff Bridges plays a old, alcoholic country singer and falls for Maggie Gyllenhall a small time reporter.  Also, Robert Duvall is in it and so is COLLIN FARRELL Now you're caught up. 

Here is what I learned:
  1. Jeff Bridges has man boobs.
  2. Maggie Gyllenhall needs to wear a bra.  Please! For the love of all that is good and sacred.  And my eyes.
  3. Robert Duvall is my grandpa.  Well, my mom's dad looked just like him at any rate.
  4. Put on a bra, Maggie.
  5. I cannot stand hearing people throw up.  Seeing it is worse.  Watching them pull their sunglasses out of it is even worse.
  6. I really want to see Date Night (it was in the previews).  Marky Mark is in it for... oh, 3 seconds and it was the best 3 seconds OF MY LIFE.
  7. Maggie.  BRA.  Seriously.
  8. Jeff Bridges plays a creepy old man.   Way too well.
It was a good movie.  I cried.  But seriously, PUT ON A BRA, MAGGIE.

1 comment:

  1. What was the name of the movie in which Robert Duval played a drunken down and out country singer? I loved it but haven't seen it in years.


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