Walking past the local school, I read the sign "St. Augustine's Badminton. Catch the action!"
And then I thought to myself, Have you seen a game of badminton? WHAT ACTION? Badminton is a game that old ladies in walkers can play because even THEY can make it to where the birdie is going to land in time.
The sign would have been better to read, "St. Augustine's Badminton. If you wait until the end of the game, you can catch the most nerds to beat on."