Thursday, July 03, 2008


We are off tonight to a good friend, Ariann's bridal shower. I promised her I would buy her something to make her blush and Ky would get her a mumu.

My plan was to buy sparkle body paint and a pink feather boa, but there was none to be found. Who knew it was so hard to skank it up? Although, at the very last second, I thought about checking the toy section for little girl princess things. Apparently, go to a lingerie shop you get nothing, but we've got it for our 4 year olds.

I plan to have an excellent time and say inappropriate things in front of virgins!


  1. Hehe... you shopped for a bridal shower in the toy aisle? You should have just given her a can of whipped cream.

  2. What has this world come to. If you want to raise a "prost-i-tot" go for it, but you can't find appropriately scanky stuff for a bridal shower. For shame!!

  3. Last night was so fun. It was great to see you again!

  4. Seven: I decided if I had to buy it in the kid aisle, I would just go for regular lingerie.

    Kendra: My sentiments exactly.

    Julia H: It was AWESOME!!! I was so glad to see you. We will have to do it again soon.


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