- Get that. It might be the phone.
- It's a long way from your heart.
- Are you bleeding? Then I don't care.
- Goodly night, Orville.
- Love you lots and lots. Houses and lots. Hotels, too. (Dad used this in an email to me recently and I grinned like a fool. It used to make me roll my eyes as only a thirteen year old girl can do.)
- That's your punishment for being a child.
- Off like a terd of hurtles
I can't remember any more at the moment. What things did your parents say to make you mental?