- Get that. It might be the phone.
- It's a long way from your heart.
- Are you bleeding? Then I don't care.
- Goodly night, Orville.
- Love you lots and lots. Houses and lots. Hotels, too. (Dad used this in an email to me recently and I grinned like a fool. It used to make me roll my eyes as only a thirteen year old girl can do.)
- That's your punishment for being a child.
- Off like a terd of hurtles
I can't remember any more at the moment. What things did your parents say to make you mental?
One of my Dad's more notorious sayings is, "all over that like a soup sandwich!"
ReplyDeletemy mom was more of a singer: "I see your hiney all bright & shiny. you better hide it, before I bite it." (sang with a southern twang, of course...) was my wake up song. hah. I can't believe I am putting this up for public viewing! :)
ReplyDeleteI can't just leave this alone. It's "Good-i-ly Night, Orville." That second syllable is really important. Otherwise instead of sound silly, it sounds pilgrimy, "'Tis a goodly night, Orville." "Aye, Abraham. That it is."
ReplyDeletesoundING not sound. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteYarg. It's "Goodly Night" in the Irish Rover's song, so you're right. Sorry. But it always sounded like Dad said "Goodily."
ReplyDeleteIt is goodily night.
ReplyDeleteAnd dad now reads our blogs.
ReplyDeleteMerde.
Sorry guys.