I am writing this from the lobby of our hotel. It is not quite what I expected, but I am having a good time. The food is decent, the pool is great, the beach is amazing. And, I am not burned. Yet.
So far, I have seen two things that amused me highly. The first being a sign, loosely translated, saying "Protect us from Revolution." The next was a field of "Hannigans" they use for rope and birth control. Not sure how that works.
Okay, running out of time.