In the last 4 years, I have been the reluctant owner of many pairs of crotchless panties. No I'm not a pervert and I'm not getting inappropriate gifts from strange men. What I have is a dog with a problem.
She eats my underwear. Clean, dirty, brand new, a hundred years old, it doesn't matter. But it is driving me insane and totally messing with my underwear budget. I have purchased a great deal of underwear in the last year. Most of it has ended up in the garbage.
Today I wasn't paying attention and put on a pair Madison had gotten to at one point. It took me a while to notice, but it was a bit drafty.
I try to keep things out of her way, put laundry away as soon as I get it, put dirty laundry in the basket right away, etc. But she's a sneaky thing and gets me when I least expect it.