In the last 4 years, I have been the reluctant owner of many pairs of crotchless panties. No I'm not a pervert and I'm not getting inappropriate gifts from strange men. What I have is a dog with a problem.
She eats my underwear. Clean, dirty, brand new, a hundred years old, it doesn't matter. But it is driving me insane and totally messing with my underwear budget. I have purchased a great deal of underwear in the last year. Most of it has ended up in the garbage.
Today I wasn't paying attention and put on a pair Madison had gotten to at one point. It took me a while to notice, but it was a bit drafty.
I try to keep things out of her way, put laundry away as soon as I get it, put dirty laundry in the basket right away, etc. But she's a sneaky thing and gets me when I least expect it.
At least your shoes have been spared. GOOD dog, GOOD DOGGIE!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBesides having undies like that is the new trend!!! You trend setter you.
I think this is one trend I could live without.
ReplyDeleteIt is true, Madison does not eat my shoes. Montel does. If you have enough dogs, they each pick something different to do that makes you entirely insane.
Much like children I suspect.
Well my friend came over the other day and she brought her cute little puppy with her. We were sitting at the table, planning out a party, and WHAM!! I turn around and her dog has chewed the crap out of my purple patent heels. YAY!!
ReplyDeleteHa! Very funny. In high school, I was at the house of my youth leader (who was also a teacher at my school), and his dog came out into the living room carrying his tighty-whiteys. Oh, how we kids laughed. He didn't find it very funny, though.
ReplyDeleteSiL: I am surprised that dog is still breathing.
ReplyDeleteKalki: Yay! I'm so glad you visited. Dogs are so embarrassing. That is too funny.
Ha! Funny stuff.
ReplyDeleteThis is one habit of Dookie's I have managed to avoid... so far. A couple close calls and yelling but the undies are safe for now.
Dogs. Gotta love em.