Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Notes to strangers

Dear Hoochie,

Get your acid-wash, tight jean clad ass out of my way. If you don't, I will mow you down and have the tackiest hood ornament ever. Word.

That's right. Word.

Yours truly,
The chick who will end you.

6 comments:

  1. I have these conversations with myself while driving...daily. Yes, I can say road rage. The only difference is that my conversations have a lot more of the f-word involved!

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  2. I'm sorry. I won't do it again.

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  3. People still wear acid-wash jeans?

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  4. oh, and this, is hilarious.

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