The house on the corner of my street has been empty since I moved in. I was told the lady who lived there had recently been moved to a home for the elderly. Her daughter and son-in-law dutifully cleaned it up, moved things out and readied the house for sale. I never saw a sign on it, but apparently they did sell it.
Cut to Facebook. Someone has updated their address and I pause. What? That's the house next door to me! Yes, it is true. A friend of Crazybarefeet and sometimes commenter on this blog, Jason is moving next door. That takes devotion to this blog to a whole new level. I hope Jason and his wife like loud dogs and neighbours who don't mow the lawn. On a sad note, I will have to stop going out in the backyard in my underwear.
All I can say is I bet Roger is glad I didn't think of this stalking technique first.
That's super-advanced stalking. You're only at like double-plus good stalking level. You've got some work to do.
ReplyDeleteWe like dogs. Also I'm fine with women walking around in their underwear.
ReplyDeleteOh and one of you mowed the lawn over the weekend, so you can't be that lax in your yard care.
Roger: I plan to take lessons. I hate being outdone.
ReplyDeleteJason: Ky mowed the lawn. Before that we were fighting the neighbours to the south for the "most like a jungle" award.
Just pray he doesn't invite our whole family over. I think we could out-loud your dogs any day.
ReplyDeleteOh hey! I never thought of that. I might get to meet you!
ReplyDeleteWell, now that I know where you live.... muhuhahahahaha
ReplyDeleteWEll. I am speechless. Me, of all people, speechless.
ReplyDeleteYa, the whole clan being over would definitely drown out the sound of dogs barking. Maybe we'll get them totally barked out.
ReplyDeleteAre they ever going to stop barking when I go in and out of my house?
Nope. They still do it to me. And they've known me for years.
ReplyDeleteJason and I could send my brother over. I think he could scare the bark out of them.
ReplyDeleteLOL, remember when your brother used to be scared of small fluffy dogs?
ReplyDeleteYES! bwahahahahaha! Remember when your dog chased him around in circles on the deck for like 10 minutes and my mom was laughing to hard to help him?
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