In my head just now, I thought "Man, I could use another beer". Except that I don't drink beer. Nor have I ever drank beer. Well, that's not true. I had half of a beer once and had to chase it with Coke because it tasted like what I imagine horse pee would. But the point is I don't like beer and thus to feel I needed another one leads me to believe I have worse problems than I thought.
I wonder if I should be going to AA?