Today, I picked up the final piece of what is surely the greatest achievement in hotness. With this, I will finally be uber sexy and will have flocks of men falling at my feet.
That is right, folks. I got my new night guard.
Now, I managed to escape braces and head gear in elemtary and high school. Thank God, because I had enough reasons people didn't like me. But now, as an adult, I am making up for lost time. I have to wear this night guard every night, all night. It is made of very sturdy stuff and is not at all comfortable. The best part though?
It's blue. And it has my name on it.
I am going to be alone forever.