Friday, October 20, 2006

Got a new one. It's a blue one.

Today, I picked up the final piece of what is surely the greatest achievement in hotness. With this, I will finally be uber sexy and will have flocks of men falling at my feet.

That is right, folks. I got my new night guard.

Now, I managed to escape braces and head gear in elemtary and high school. Thank God, because I had enough reasons people didn't like me. But now, as an adult, I am making up for lost time. I have to wear this night guard every night, all night. It is made of very sturdy stuff and is not at all comfortable. The best part though?

It's blue. And it has my name on it.

I am going to be alone forever.


  1. What's a night guard? I'm assuming you're not discussing an actual, living guard who looks after places at night. Because the mental image of you wearing such a being on your head is just wrong.

  2. No, it's not that. It's a mouth guard for your teeth to wear at night.

  3. I'm getting fitted for my mouth guard tonight. Now my husband and I can match. See? People with mouth guards can find true love.

  4. Dude, you've got to explain the title to people.

  5. I don't quite know how to explain it. I asked Ky and it is from a friend who rewrote a song and made it all about a sled. Lyn may have to explain.


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