I have been feeling dreadful all day. My tummy hurt so much, I couldn't even eat. After I got home from a particularly busy and stressful night at work, I took some much needed drugs. (I love good drugs - but I regularly ask co-workers in front of clients if they have any good drugs. Oops!) It is now a half hour and the drugs have kicked in. I am so hungry I have eaten 1/2 a big bag of Cheezies and a huge bowl of cereal. Probably not a good idea 20 mins before bed.
** After thought: I had a typo. I'm not actually just reposting this a million times to annoy anyone who subcribes to this. ***