Monday, May 01, 2006

Lyn's computer is possessed.

Lyn's computer is possessed. I know, I'm repeating myself. But it's that far gone. Trojans and viruses and porn pop-ups, OH MY. (I know the porn thing is NOT Lyn. That's just not her style.) I keep trying to run programs to fix it, but they shut the computer down. Even in safe mode. It's bizarre. I installed drivers, I did all the things I know how to do. Nothing. It is freaking me out. So, all I can figure is there is a ghost in her computer. A porn obsessed ghost. Who also likes pop-ups about Real Estate. I am at my wits end. (It's a short block, easy to reach.) So, I will ahve to let her suffer with the pop-ups and the weird things that happen. I know nothing that will help. Unless the words to Love Shack will somehow fix it. But I don't think so.

9 comments:

  1. You are going to be so toast for playing with her computer in the first place.

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  2. Start in DOS mode and format c:. This will get rid of the porn (and pop-ups) and pretty much everything else.

    Hey, my blog is not working, can I post in your comments? That inadvertantly sounded really sick.

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  3. Roger: Skusting.

    Ky: True dat. I can only assume that the porn is Bron's fault.

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  4. Roger:
    I have no idea what starting in DOS and formatting C means. Doesn't that wipe out the whole thing?
    Also, (just to say it) You can post in my comments anytime. Except not really. But it had to be done.

    Ky and Lyn: The porn wasn't me. That was on MY computer. I'm pretty sure Lyn lives a seperate life as a internet ho-bag.

    My word verification is "uckbroni". Too funny.

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  5. Yes, everything goes bye-bye. Don't do it unless you absolutely have to and also have all the software to install.

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  6. Wow. Glad I didn't do it before I asked.

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  7. Yeah, please don't be doing that shit to my computer.

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  8. Assuming we live in the same city, I could always get my husband to fix it. He has all sorts of software that he can put on it, including anti-virus stuff. If you're interested, QoWP has my email address.

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  9. Thanks, Julia! Hopefully we won't have to take you up on it. I am hoping something eventually works to fix it.

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