Monday, May 15, 2006

10 days to B-Day

See how I did that? Instead of D-Day, I used B-day. You know, because it's my birthday in 10 days. See how clever that was? Oh yeah??? Like you could do better on a Monday. Jerk.

I think my present to myself for my 30th will be to tell the JW's to stop coming to my house. My mother raised a fairly polite child and I have been kind to these women. But I think I am done. For numerous reasons, but the most obvious being that they come to my house prior to noon and then gasp in shock at seeing me just roll out of bed and drag my ass to the door. I'm not going to be rude about it, but I think I'm going to ask her not to come back. Cuz she's driving me freaking insane. And I don't think that telling people about God should make them want to swear and commit violence. That just seems counter-productive.


  1. I agree, and I think you should explain it to those women in exactly those terms. (I only wish I could be there to see you do it! SO FUNNY)

  2. Post about how it goes so I can know what to expect from the ones that visit me.


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